Historical Reenactor Gifts

"Looks like Sir is going over the top ..."

"Young Montague's full of himself."

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

"Bummer. Let's try the castle down the road."

'I'm tired, but it's a good tired.'

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

'This ought to teach them a lesson.'

'Mister Benn.'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

Prussian Victory over France, 1871

Agincourt 1415

Death of General Gordon

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

Gladstone ignoring Russian atrocities not suited to his party's political purposes

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 1.

Recruiting for the War- Recruitment 'tents' Outside City Hall, NY

"He says we can't start until we've filled in his risk assessment form."

'And you said he'd shoot his eye out with a BB Gun!'

Goddess

"The town has no history, Signore. It was built from scratch three years ago, entirely for the tourist trade."

'Have you ever imagined yourself as a famous character in history?'

'Goodness Crassus, Great Balls of Fire!'

Piracy on a boating lake

Axes 'R' Us Store

'And we're just a stone's throw from the beach.'

Knight school.

"We got in past the UN inspection team."

Missing You.

'I take it then that levelling the Balkans first is not an option?'

'Swashbuckling or non-swashbuckling?'

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

'I could have SWORN I outlawed dragons!'

'Sir, do you recognize the individual who burned down your village, and stole all your women?'

'I think they're up to something.'

Pistols at dawn. B