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"Young Montague's full of himself."

"Looks like Sir is going over the top ..."

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

'This ought to teach them a lesson.'

'I'm tired, but it's a good tired.'

Prussian Victory over France, 1871

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'Mister Benn.'

"He says we can't start until we've filled in his risk assessment form."

'And you said he'd shoot his eye out with a BB Gun!'

Goddess

"The town has no history, Signore. It was built from scratch three years ago, entirely for the tourist trade."

Recruiting for the War- Recruitment 'tents' Outside City Hall, NY

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 1.

Death of General Gordon

Agincourt 1415

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

Gladstone ignoring Russian atrocities not suited to his party's political purposes

Knight school.

"We got in past the UN inspection team."

Missing You.

'Have you ever imagined yourself as a famous character in history?'

'And we're just a stone's throw from the beach.'

'I could have SWORN I outlawed dragons!'

'Sir, do you recognize the individual who burned down your village, and stole all your women?'

'I think they're up to something.'

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

Pistols at dawn. B

'Swashbuckling or non-swashbuckling?'

'I take it then that levelling the Balkans first is not an option?'

"Before we kill each other, could you be so king to remind me why the heck we are fighting this duel?"

"This must be the pony Daddy ordered for his little princess."

Medieval Page Boy

Knight walks through a car wash to get clean.