Historical Reenactment T-Shirts

"And just where did that extra vowel come from?"

Carol singers in Victorian costume.

"Don't give me this stupid 'Renaissance' stuff! - The Middle Ages were good enough for my father and they're good enough for me!"

"It's the battering classes"

"Your barn door is open."

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

Pirate with hook confronts pirate with swiss army knife hand.

The Great Conqueror of all.

"Is there a seamstress present?"

Countess

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"Two out of three."

'Do you mind if the boy has a go?.. I'm training him up.'

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight."

Medieval Page Boy

Brandon's thumb wars were always epic.

A cavalier gentleman.

Sword Fight

'I just got a friend request from someone in the castle.'

Lady in a blue and white dress

Sundial Time

Boy with jabot

Blue Dress

William Tell's not so famous arrow through apple trick.

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'Razed any good cities lately?'

'No, I can never reach to light my own either!'

Pirate

"I'd have been just as happy with monoply."

Actually, only one thing has changed in the sport of fencing since it's creation hundreds of years ago. 'On guard!'

"I'd say business was brisk."

A fisher in historical dress

"So after six months of dating only NOW do you decide to tell me that you're a pirate?"

Sabrage!