Historical Reenactment T-Shirts

"And just where did that extra vowel come from?"

Carol singers in Victorian costume.

"Don't give me this stupid 'Renaissance' stuff! - The Middle Ages were good enough for my father and they're good enough for me!"

"It's the battering classes"

"Your barn door is open."

'Nice siege!'

"Two out of three."

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

Countess

"Is there a seamstress present?"

The Great Conqueror of all.

Pirate with hook confronts pirate with swiss army knife hand.

Children dancing

A fisher in historical dress

"I do this to make history come alive while simultaneously satisfying my fetish for wearing tights."

Sabrage!

"So after six months of dating only NOW do you decide to tell me that you're a pirate?"

"This won't take but a minute, Your Highness."

Knight Vision

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

William Tell's not so famous arrow through apple trick.

Blue Dress

Boy with jabot

Sundial Time

Lady in a blue and white dress

'I just got a friend request from someone in the castle.'

Sword Fight

A cavalier gentleman.

Brandon's thumb wars were always epic.

Medieval Page Boy

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight."

'Do you mind if the boy has a go?.. I'm training him up.'