Historical Re-enactment T-Shirts

'Shall we call it a draw?'

Return from a Suburban Party

"Well, if you know of a better military re-enactment club, go to it."

"I'm sorry. A suit AND tie are necessary."

Remote control pirate bully

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Meet the scribe"

Pirate

Piracy on a boating lake

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Blue Dress and Feather

Sundial Time

"Hipsters"

Missing You.

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'I think they're up to something.'

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight."

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

Goddess

Blue Dress

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"I'd say business was brisk."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"But I use all of them!"