Historic Reenactment T-Shirts

Early Goths.

Knight brushing his teeth in his armor.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Meet the scribe"

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Pirate

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Piracy on a boating lake

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Sundial Time

Blue Dress and Feather

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Hipsters"

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Missing You.

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'I think they're up to something.'

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight."

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

Goddess

'The knights are drawing closer'

"But I use all of them!"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"I'd say business was brisk."

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

Blue Dress

"Young Montague's full of himself."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"