War Reenactor Gifts

'Bugler! Sound the charge!' 'Can you hum the first few bars, please?'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

Confederate Forces Surrender Fort Donelson to U.S. Grant

The Attack on Fredericksburg - The Forlorn Hope Scaling the Hill (Marye's Heights)

'Joe, I think you are missing the point here.'

"Whoever made fun of my hat better step forward now, or I'll turn this march around!"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Knight Golfing

Piracy on a boating lake

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Missing You.

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'I think they're up to something.'

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

Goddess

"But I use all of them!"

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"Young Montague's full of himself."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

Gaah! You sank my longship!

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

'And you said he'd shoot his eye out with a BB Gun!'

Gladstone ignoring Russian atrocities not suited to his party's political purposes

Knight school.

Emperor Trump gives a thumbs down to a polar bear

Servant unscrews knight from his suit of armour.

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."