Re-enacting Mugs

Remote control pirate bully

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Pirate

Knight Golfing

Piracy on a boating lake

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"Hipsters"

Sundial Time

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Missing You.

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

'I think they're up to something.'

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight."

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

Goddess

Blue Dress

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"But I use all of them!"

"I'd say business was brisk."

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"Young Montague's full of himself."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Sabrage!

"It's the battering classes"

Gladstone ignoring Russian atrocities not suited to his party's political purposes