Re-enactment Mugs

'I've decided to kick it old school this season!'

"Think that's uncomfortable? Try an axe in the face."

"Retail-shopping re-enactors."

Winter Quarters in Camp - The Inside of a Hut

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Minutemen in training.

Remote control pirate bully

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Pirate

Knight Golfing

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Sundial Time

"Hipsters"

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight."

Goddess

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"I'd say business was brisk."

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

Blue Dress

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"But I use all of them!"

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Sabrage!

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

"It's the battering classes"