Re-enactment T-Shirts

'I've decided to kick it old school this season!'

"Think that's uncomfortable? Try an axe in the face."

"Retail-shopping re-enactors."

Winter Quarters in Camp - The Inside of a Hut

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Minutemen in training.

Remote control pirate bully

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Pirate

Knight Golfing

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"Hipsters"

Sundial Time

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight."

Goddess

"But I use all of them!"

Blue Dress

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

"I'd say business was brisk."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

"I have to pee!"