Rehabilitation Graduation Gifts

'Mike graduated at the top of his rehabilitation class!'

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Robotic nurse in a future hospital.

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

Handicap parking sign for person in hospital bed.

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

"I'm worried that I'm the only one who constantly gets anxiety attacks..."

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

Retrospection.

'This is my third conviction and I'm still not the black sheep of the family.'

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

Practical joke, violent offender rehab center: 'Relate to me!'

Zimmer Frame in Winter

Coronavirus

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

Troop Therapy

'Sure, I did all that stuff once, but this is the NEW me.'

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

Sign at Hospital: 'Road to Recovery ... Under Construction'

"Were you referred to us by your doctor or publicist?"