Rehabilitation Achievement Gifts

Real Hopscotch: 'A 12-Step Program for the addiction to scotch.'

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

Handicap parking sign for person in hospital bed.

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

Zimmer Frame in Winter

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

'This is my third conviction and I'm still not the black sheep of the family.'

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

Retrospection.

"And they'll remain in captivity until they are fully rehabilitated and able to fly again."

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

'Sure, I did all that stuff once, but this is the NEW me.'

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

Troop Therapy

Lab Rat Rehab...

Sign at Hospital: 'Road to Recovery ... Under Construction'

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

Man drunk and unconscious in the street

'Hi, my name's Dan and I have a drinking problem.'

Addiction Research Centre.

"My name is Andrew, and I need a ride."