Rehabilitation Achievement Gifts

Real Hopscotch: 'A 12-Step Program for the addiction to scotch.'

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

Handicap parking sign for person in hospital bed.

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Zimmer Frame in Winter

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

"I am fully functional again!"

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'This is my third conviction and I'm still not the black sheep of the family.'

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

Retrospection.

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

"And they'll remain in captivity until they are fully rehabilitated and able to fly again."

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

'Isn't it neat? The doctors rigged it up so Don can still play golf!'

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

'Sure, I did all that stuff once, but this is the NEW me.'

Troop Therapy

Lab Rat Rehab...

Sign at Hospital: 'Road to Recovery ... Under Construction'

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

'Hi, my name's Dan and I have a drinking problem.'

Addiction Research Centre.

'I remember when you were this high!'

Man drunk and unconscious in the street