Rehabilitation Graduation Mugs

'Mike graduated at the top of his rehabilitation class!'

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

Robotic nurse in a future hospital.

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

Handicap parking sign for person in hospital bed.

"I'm worried that I'm the only one who constantly gets anxiety attacks..."

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

Zimmer Frame in Winter

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

Retrospection.

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

'This is my third conviction and I'm still not the black sheep of the family.'

"I am fully functional again!"

Practical joke, violent offender rehab center: 'Relate to me!'

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Coronavirus

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

'Isn't it neat? The doctors rigged it up so Don can still play golf!'

'Sure, I did all that stuff once, but this is the NEW me.'

Troop Therapy

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

Sign at Hospital: 'Road to Recovery ... Under Construction'

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'