Regional Sales Manager Gifts

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

Sales chart is buildings in background.

Annual profits,

"Who wants to hear a funny story about the third quarter?"

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

Robots In The Boardroom

"You can all unroll yourselves now. We're heading back up."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."