Regatta Enthusiast Gifts

Few moments in sailing compare in majesty to the Shriners Sunset Regatta

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"Do you mind?"

"Mind the whale, dear."

Boat wedding.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"Eat my dust!"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Loud mouth bass.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Gone Bookkeepin'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'It was this big. I swear'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

The Imperfect Storm

'Stress'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

'They learn fast, don't they?'