Regattas Gifts

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

Few moments in sailing compare in majesty to the Shriners Sunset Regatta

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

We Remove Lawyer Residue

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

"Whaddya mean line ball? The ball was out! O.U.T.! You blind or something?"

Alexander Borodin's Ragtime Band

'Try to think of it as early parole.'

"The doctor says you have an acute case of march Madness. Here's your bill."

Bob Marley

"I'm just seeing if there's anything to be outraged at."

"I just heard Farmer Brown say he was taking us to an abattoir...I don't know what that means but it sure sounds fancy!"

"For cryin' out loud, Nate, that's a trash can, Dude! And those aren't puppets, they're rats!"

Season Finale

'I learned some interesting things in school today. I read the graffiti on my desk.'

"It's O.K., it's just the cyclical nature of our business."

Married to a Honky-Tonk Man: 'Hey! Hey! Mama! Can yer daddy come home!

We annihilated the opposition!

Santa visits prison.

"I've been in public service thirty years, at great personal sacrifice to my family."

Immediately after the babies are born, the adults begin the cycle all over again.

Election.

As you can see, it's prime real-estate: Within walking distance of the sewerage-outlet...

'Ah, now this is awkward. Do you have a pen I could borrow?'

Bert's Ragtime Band.

"When they stay home, we stay out!"

It was well known that Mrs. Olsen had a grudge against the whole world.

Decriminalising Cannibis - "That could just remove half the fun of it."