Ragtime Enthusiast Gifts

Bert's Ragtime Band.

Alexander Borodin's Ragtime Band

Marimba

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Music producers.

The Drummer

The Little Drummer Boy.

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

'This new star sends out periodic pulses in a very appealing rhythm -- I think I'll name it 'Bossa Nova.''

Musicians.

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

'Let's practice lobs again.'

"We may have the same ringtone, Kenneth, but they're in totally different keys."

The appointed time

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

Percussionist sitting with his cymbals, reading a book entitled 'Big Bang (theory)'.

"I got you the same thing."

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