Ragtime Fan Gifts

Married to a Honky-Tonk Man: 'Hey! Hey! Mama! Can yer daddy come home!

King George I

Ratminton

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Jimi Hendrix.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

'Mathematician's Rap.'

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

Frank Sinatra.

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

Pete Townshend

A 1950's Barber Shop

I love tennis

At Graceland everything has been left the same as the day Elvis died.

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

Mick Jagger at 95.

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

"Thus, the Yardbirds begat Cream, Spencer Davis Group begat Traffic, Cream and Traffic begat Blind Faith, and Blind Faith begat Derek and the Dominos and Ginger Baker's Air Force..."

March 8, 2030: the debut of 'Rocky 19.'

Alexander Borodin's Ragtime Band

Hard Rock Cafe.

"This is a song about my girlfriend but you'll think it's about yours"

"Please hold...for music while you wait..."

"Clever girl."

Elvis Costello

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

'According to this book(The pied piper), the only thing you have to do is to play the pipe: The rats should then follow you...'

The Browntail Craptor

"That bass isn't bad."

"I'm all shook up."

John Lennon