Ragtime Fan Gifts

Married to a Honky-Tonk Man: 'Hey! Hey! Mama! Can yer daddy come home!

King George I

Ratminton

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

'Mathematician's Rap.'

A 1950's Barber Shop

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

I love tennis

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

Mick Jagger at 95.

"Thus, the Yardbirds begat Cream, Spencer Davis Group begat Traffic, Cream and Traffic begat Blind Faith, and Blind Faith begat Derek and the Dominos and Ginger Baker's Air Force..."

Alexander Borodin's Ragtime Band

"Please hold...for music while you wait..."

"This is a song about my girlfriend but you'll think it's about yours"

"That bass isn't bad."

"I'm all shook up."

The Browntail Craptor

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

'According to this book(The pied piper), the only thing you have to do is to play the pipe: The rats should then follow you...'

"Clever girl."