Ragtime Lover Gifts

"Any family history of ragtime?"

Blind WIllie McTell

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Robert Fripp

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Fossil record player.

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

Colonial Larrysburg.

Dance.

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

Zumba

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Peekaboo!'

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Groovy Baby

Young Elvis

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

Barry's fear of commitment crops up again.

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Spaghetti Rave"

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

'Mathematician's Rap.'

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."