Ragtime Lover T-Shirts

"Any family history of ragtime?"

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

Fossil record player.

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

Colonial Larrysburg.

Dance.

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

Zumba

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

'Peekaboo!'

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Groovy Baby

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"Spaghetti Rave"

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

'Mathematician's Rap.'

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"