Reggae Lover T-Shirts

"Loved Jamaica!"

Photocopier Marley and the Laminators

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

The Brothers Grime

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Fun (circa 1955)

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"Elfis"

Dance.

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Zumba

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"Oh no, we've been inned."

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

Cybergoth.

"Spaghetti Rave"

Gramaphone Man.

Dance Dance Dance.

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

The new rain dance.

A 60's pop group

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"When played backwards, these say things like 'Save for retirement' and 'Eat more fiber.'"

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."