Reggae Lover Gifts

"Loved Jamaica!"

'My woman, she gone and left me and took me 'SKY-TV' dish with her... No woman, no sky!'

'Dad, I've joined the baptists.'

Photocopier Marley and the Laminators

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

The Brothers Grime

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Fun (circa 1955)

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"Elfis"

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Dance.

Zumba

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Cybergoth.

Fossil bands

King with the boom box.

"Spaghetti Rave"

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

Gramaphone Man.

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

Amy Winehouse

'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'

The new rain dance.

Graduation keynote speakers.

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

A 60's pop group

Dance Dance Dance.