Regatta Champ Gifts

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Rocking Witches.

Couple of Pikeys.

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

Rock n'roll.

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

Traffic warden directing people in the gym.

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

'I got this one from my son who made it at camp.'

Stairway to Cheddar.

"When I finally got my own car, I never drove over the speed limit."

'I name this child 'Blumming Nuisance'.'

Drive Time On Air - 'Are there any drivers out there?'

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

Pinterest shaming

"Daddy, why do you always insist on wearing your karate suit when you meet any of my new boyfriends?!"

Rock Concert

A rock guitarist plays.

"You can't take a solo after every serve."

Air guitar. Air lighters.

'You don't have to worry, they're not poisoned.'

Few moments in sailing compare in majesty to the Shriners Sunset Regatta

Never give up! Unless it's really h.....

We annihilated the opposition!

God invents the guitar riff - "It should go...Dhrrr, Dhrr - Dhrrr! Dhirrh, Dhrr, Di - Hrr.."