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Few moments in sailing compare in majesty to the Shriners Sunset Regatta

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Boat wedding.

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"Eat my dust!"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'Slip Ahoy!'

Loud mouth bass.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Gone Bookkeepin'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'It was this big. I swear'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

The Imperfect Storm

'Stress'

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

'They learn fast, don't they?'

"Admit it, you're lost!"