Attending A Regatta T-Shirts

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

A day at the races

Boat wedding.

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Gone Bookkeepin'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

The Imperfect Storm

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

'They learn fast, don't they?'

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

I'd rather be at the office.

'U.S. Manufacturing'

My First Boat

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

Becalmed yachts

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"We're luckier than most people..."

'You're talking three million, ballpark

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

'Can't I just travel on my learjet and have fun on my yacht and quit the stupid, boring political part of my presidency?'

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'