Regalia Enthusiast Gifts

A mayor in full regalia atop a step ladder.

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

'How about a game of cards?'

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

Czarcasm

Jack Gleeson

"He's a guard dog."

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

Knights of the bedside table.

'Gunboat diplomacy won't work, sire -- we're landlocked, remember?'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

'I screwed up royally!'

'The deficit doesn't look nearly so bad now that we've switched to Arabic numerals.'

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

'He was born with a silver spoon all right, but not in his mouth.'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

Cat king.

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'