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A mayor in full regalia atop a step ladder.

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

'How about a game of cards?'

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

Czarcasm

"He's a guard dog."

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Knights of the bedside table.

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'Gunboat diplomacy won't work, sire -- we're landlocked, remember?'

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

'The deficit doesn't look nearly so bad now that we've switched to Arabic numerals.'

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

'I screwed up royally!'

'He was born with a silver spoon all right, but not in his mouth.'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

'I couldn't get Parliament to outlaw Lady Godiva, but they agreed to regulate her.'