Homemade Regalia Lover Gifts

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

Your Home Remodel Team

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Strong Female Lead

Music

'Please excuse the mess. The interior decorators are in.'

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

The Queen

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

'Honestly, madam, every home should have one.'

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.

Duchess

Now if you're looking for a handy fixer-upper

Painting and decorating

Self-Assembly Bookcase

"… and once you've finished advanced infantry training, you'll be assigned to film school."

"It's soon to be listed in the National Register of Historic Military Holes in the Ground."

"I'm done fixing your wheel, but these were left over when I got it put back together."

King

"Now it's high definition!"

Queen

'Go on then.....Rule!'

Workman lifting plasterboard.

'Of course, like everything for kids, some assembly is required.'

"I only drink Arts and Crafts beer."

'I believe honesty is the best policy.'

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

"Don't worry. Think of it as putting together that Swedish furniture...there's always pieces left over."

'I need your honest opinion...does my butt look big enough in this?'

"Our dream is to live long enough to see the end of our renovation."

'It's the fellow in 9B.'