Military Cosplay Lover Gifts

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Military Medals

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

A man washing a mascot costume

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Infantry.

Lost around a military base.

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

We Don't Know Much

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

"Lemming Boot Camp"