Homemade Regalia Lover Prints

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

Your Home Remodel Team

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Strong Female Lead

'Please excuse the mess. The interior decorators are in.'

Music

The Queen

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

'Honestly, madam, every home should have one.'

Painting and decorating

Duchess

'And if you run out of macaroni Cheerios!!'

"… and once you've finished advanced infantry training, you'll be assigned to film school."

Now if you're looking for a handy fixer-upper

Self-Assembly Bookcase

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.

"It's soon to be listed in the National Register of Historic Military Holes in the Ground."

"I'm done fixing your wheel, but these were left over when I got it put back together."

"Now it's high definition!"

King

'Go on then.....Rule!'

Queen

Workman lifting plasterboard.

'Of course, like everything for kids, some assembly is required.'

"I only drink Arts and Crafts beer."

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

'I believe honesty is the best policy.'

'I need your honest opinion...does my butt look big enough in this?'

"Don't worry. Think of it as putting together that Swedish furniture...there's always pieces left over."

"Wow. I've never gotten a bouquet of power tools before."

"Our dream is to live long enough to see the end of our renovation."