Regency Enthusiast Gifts

An English Coachman Swaggers Down the Street

Countess

"Please forgive my manners, Miss, 'tis the Regency Period and we have not enjoyed rollicking sex since luncheon."

A woman in a Regency dress

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

The DaVinci Code

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

'How about a game of cards?'

King George I

"He's a guard dog."

Czarcasm

"She wishes to range free!"

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

'Gunboat diplomacy won't work, sire -- we're landlocked, remember?'

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Raphael

'He was born with a silver spoon all right, but not in his mouth.'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'I screwed up royally!'

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'