Regency Lover Gifts

Queen

You're my Mona Lisa.

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

King George I

"The knights of the round accent table"

'How about a game of cards?'

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The Thinker / The Kiss.

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

Snake Eyes

Mermaids in love

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

Merry Kissmas

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

"And do you promise to love, honour and be a total whore in the bedroom."

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

'So now what?'

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

Rapunzel's hair comes down to suitor as a braided ladder.

Francois Rabelais

The men of your dreams

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."