Refrigerator Technician Pillows

'She was cleaning out the refrigerator and it turned on her'

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

GMOs: The Next Generation

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

"This is one of her more important paintings from her early period."

Blend Schools

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

Entertainment systems

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"I don't think you're genetically modifying these foods at all. I think you're just putting googly eyes on fruit."

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

Artificial Isle

"Here’s your problem. This isn’t a ‘Franklin’ stove, it’s a ‘Voltaire.’"

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

Conversion of food products to petroleum substitutes - Conversion of petroleum products to food substitutes.

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

"We're making progress."

Igloo with Heat Pump

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

"You may be the CEO, but I control the thermostat in your office."

GM Kebabs

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.

"Can you weaken the spring or something? -- It keeps knocking my coffee over."

'So you just dry stuff? That's cool, I guess. I mean, it's not like there's some mystical force that could do that for you, like, I don't know... evaporation.'