Refrigerator Repairman Pillows

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

"This is one of her more important paintings from her early period."

The world's most unemployable family

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Fixing the TV.

Computer operator welding machine.

Tech support...can I help you!

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Blend Schools

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

"Was it a fuse?"

"Frosty the Repairman"

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

What did you think happens to all those vitamins that roll beneath the fridge?

"Here’s your problem. This isn’t a ‘Franklin’ stove, it’s a ‘Voltaire.’"

"You're late."

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

Zombie plumber calling out for drains...

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."