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'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

"This is one of her more important paintings from her early period."

Fixing the TV.

The world's most unemployable family

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Computer operator welding machine.

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Tech support...can I help you!

Blend Schools

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

"Was it a fuse?"

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

"Frosty the Repairman"

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

What did you think happens to all those vitamins that roll beneath the fridge?

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

Zombie plumber calling out for drains...

"Here’s your problem. This isn’t a ‘Franklin’ stove, it’s a ‘Voltaire.’"

"You're late."

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."