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"I think one of us left the deep freeze door open, last night."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

"This is one of her more important paintings from her early period."

Blend Schools

Entertainment systems

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

"It's the worst case of Sick Building Syndrome I've ever seen!"

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

"Welcome back, Mr. Bigley. Some messages came in for you while you were dead."

'I asked you to clean the fridge, not declutter it.'

Antonio Carluccio.

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

'You say your picture's funny?...I'm surprised you got a picture at all. That's a microwave oven!'

"I'm sorry, Miss, but I'll have to ask you for some proof of age."

'Got any changing rooms to try this one on?'

Penguin emerges from freezer. Man says: 'This freezer needs defrosting.'

'She just has a head cold - Try keeping her nose out of the fridge for a few days!'

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

High wattage refrigerator bulb cooks food - "Moira, can we get a lower-wattage bulb in here?...this food's all cooked."

'Is there any way of keeping the light one when you're inside?'

'Remember, the real lemon goes into the floor cleaner and the artificial lemon goes into the lemonade.'

'My Dad thinks he's so cool.'

'My igloo has been toasty since I insulated with fiber ice.'

'I like this guy. He's not the best worker but here, but one of the few who doesn't complain about the office temperature!'

'Your scalp is frost-bitten...Stop putting your head in the refrigerator.'

"Of course there's a penguin in your fridge. Now you b*****ds have destroyed my habitat with global warming, I have to live somewhere."

"Now this baby can hold up to five hundred magnets."

"Did you remember the tartar sauce?"

'Well,there's why your refrigerator's having temperature problems ma'am. The door's got a badly worn seal.'