Refrigerator Salesperson Pillows

"Now this baby can hold up to five hundred magnets."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"You're never home."

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

Brick Salesman

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

Corporate Darwinism

Blend Schools

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

'I'm not authorized to talk about that...I'll have to patch you through to our department of unspeakable evil.'

"'Thou shalt give good discounts'? That's a commandment?"

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

Daily News Headline Writing Dept. Here's a story about a Colorado appliance salesperson involved in an auto mishap … "Denver blender vendor in fender bender!"

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

"He'll talk you to death."

"How about moving in a little closer?"

'Well done! I've never heard anyone slip from jargon into gibberish and out again with such ease!'

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Bill O'Reilly'

"They fired me...but how was I to know that human businesses don't hunt and eat their clients??"

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

"Have I found Jesus? I didn't know he was missing!!"

Seven deadly sins store

Not a good day - he's counting paper-clips.

"...and I can assure you that our price increases will be more competitive than those of other providers."