Refrigerator Salesperson Gifts

"Now this baby can hold up to five hundred magnets."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"You're never home."

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

Brick Salesman

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

Corporate Darwinism

Blend Schools

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

'I'm not authorized to talk about that...I'll have to patch you through to our department of unspeakable evil.'

"'Thou shalt give good discounts'? That's a commandment?"

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

"How about moving in a little closer?"

"He'll talk you to death."

'Well done! I've never heard anyone slip from jargon into gibberish and out again with such ease!'

"Have I found Jesus? I didn't know he was missing!!"

Seven deadly sins store

Not a good day - he's counting paper-clips.

"They fired me...but how was I to know that human businesses don't hunt and eat their clients??"

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

"...and I can assure you that our price increases will be more competitive than those of other providers."

'We like anxiety in a sales rep, but Bob's taking it a little far.'