Fridge Inspector Pillows

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.

"We should throw out this hummus. I think it's become radicalized."

Your lobster was off!

All Natural Nothing

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"I changed my mind - I don't want any shredded cheese on my salad."

Entertainment systems

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

Fridge with child's drawings in an art exhibition.

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

Horse meat scandal.

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

"I've been mutated into the strawberry field. Get me out now."

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

"I think the milk's off!"

Our Troubled Chowders

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

'They're doing their tests now?

'Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.'

"It says it's 100% ground beef. Only bones, brains, butts and eyeballs. Absolutely no pink slime added..."

'I don't know what to make of genetically modified food'...