Food Hygiene Inspector Pillows

"The health inspector said our water had an excess of iron."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

All Natural Nothing

Your lobster was off!

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Is the MSG local?"

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

Fire door.

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"I'm going in."

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'Our menu is divided into three sections: Cancer causing foods, artery clogging foods, and foods that are being boycotted for political or environmental reasons.'

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

"Did you manage to pass the buck on our dodgy food?"

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"

Air Pollution Threat