Food Hygiene Inspector Mugs

"The health inspector said our water had an excess of iron."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

All Natural Nothing

Your lobster was off!

"Is the MSG local?"

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Fire door.

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"I changed my mind - I don't want any shredded cheese on my salad."

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"I'm going in."

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'Our menu is divided into three sections: Cancer causing foods, artery clogging foods, and foods that are being boycotted for political or environmental reasons.'

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"Did you manage to pass the buck on our dodgy food?"

307 days without an accident.