Food Label Inspectors Pillows

'This snack is vegan. It's 100% artificial ingredients.'

All Natural Nothing

Your lobster was off!

"Is the MSG local?"

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"I changed my mind - I don't want any shredded cheese on my salad."

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

"I've been mutated into the strawberry field. Get me out now."

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

"I think the milk's off!"

Our Troubled Chowders

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

Horse meat scandal.

"The transformation is pretty bad, but the worst part is filling out the paperwork for the adverse events."

"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

'They're doing their tests now?

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

'I don't know what to make of genetically modified food'...

'Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.'