Food Label Inspectors Pillows

'This snack is vegan. It's 100% artificial ingredients.'

Your lobster was off!

All Natural Nothing

"Is the MSG local?"

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"I've been mutated into the strawberry field. Get me out now."

Horse meat scandal.

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

"I think the milk's off!"

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

Our Troubled Chowders

"The transformation is pretty bad, but the worst part is filling out the paperwork for the adverse events."

"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

'They're doing their tests now?

"Okay, who hasn’t eaten a McDonald’s burger in the past two days?"

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

'Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.'

'I don't know what to make of genetically modified food'...