Food Label Investigator Pillows

Are we what we eat and what do we actually eat?

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

Your lobster was off!

Honest Vending

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

All Natural Nothing

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

HELLth Food Sprouts

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

'Diet considerations.'

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

"I've been mutated into the strawberry field. Get me out now."

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

Our Troubled Chowders

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

Horse meat scandal.