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'I found Cheez Whiz back here!'

"Well, the bad news is I can't find the mustard . . ."

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A chick hatches in an egg carton left in the refrigerator

'I hope you like it. I call it refrigerator cleanout casserole.'

'Bugger it, we're out of beer!'

'Danny has a magnetic personality...that's why he's always hanging on the refrigerator door.'

"Had it with your diet, dear?"

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"This stool shall pass."

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Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

"This is one of her more important paintings from her early period."

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

"I'm going in."

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'

'This refrigerator isn't big enough for the both of us.'

'I need to do more exercising? Are you kidding?! I'm a kind of marathon runner! I run from the bed to the fridge, then to the table, back to the fridge and then to the TV, back again to the fridge and retour to the TV day by day!'

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"My son has a magnetic personality. That's why he's always hanging on the refrigerator door."

Noah's fridge

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

"What happened to my piece of cake?"

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

"Who put back an empty jar of formaldehyde?"

Diet Enforcer

"I was just... uh... looking for the low-fat yogurt."

"I'm afraid that walking to the refrigerator 5 or 6 times a day does not count as exercise."

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

We're never going to lose weight if we don't get rid of the fridge light.

'Working from home I've found the most hazardous machine to be the refrigerator.'

"You came up in therapy this morning."