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"Who put back an empty jar of formaldehyde?"

"What happened to my piece of cake?"

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

To do before Saturday...

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"I'm going in."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'Bugger it, we're out of beer!'

"Edward! Where are our children?"

'This refrigerator isn't big enough for the both of us.'

"I think the milk's off!"

Pizza and Related Searches.

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

Noah's fridge

Art Museum vs Refrigerator Artwork

Cow opens her stomach to get fresh milk.

"Every time I go near the refrigerator, my fitness app somehow locks it. I think they're both conspiring against me."

Dumping Fridges.

'Danny has a magnetic personality...that's why he's always hanging on the refrigerator door.'

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

Diet Enforcer

"I'm afraid that walking to the refrigerator 5 or 6 times a day does not count as exercise."

"I was just... uh... looking for the low-fat yogurt."

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."