Fridge Raiders Pillows

"Who put back an empty jar of formaldehyde?"

"What happened to my piece of cake?"

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

To do before Saturday...

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"I'm going in."

"I think the milk's off!"

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'Bugger it, we're out of beer!'

'This refrigerator isn't big enough for the both of us.'

"Edward! Where are our children?"

Noah's fridge

Pizza and Related Searches.

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

"I'm afraid that walking to the refrigerator 5 or 6 times a day does not count as exercise."

Diet Enforcer

We're never going to lose weight if we don't get rid of the fridge light.

"I was just... uh... looking for the low-fat yogurt."

Art Museum vs Refrigerator Artwork

Dumping Fridges.

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

Cow opens her stomach to get fresh milk.

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home