Refrigerator Raiders Pillows

'Working from home I've found the most hazardous machine to be the refrigerator.'

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"This stool shall pass."

To do before Saturday...

'Do I have to be creative?'

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Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

"This is one of her more important paintings from her early period."

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'

"I'm going in."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"My son has a magnetic personality. That's why he's always hanging on the refrigerator door."

'Bugger it, we're out of beer!'

'This refrigerator isn't big enough for the both of us.'

'I need to do more exercising? Are you kidding?! I'm a kind of marathon runner! I run from the bed to the fridge, then to the table, back to the fridge and then to the TV, back again to the fridge and retour to the TV day by day!'

Noah's fridge

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

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"What happened to my piece of cake?"

"Who put back an empty jar of formaldehyde?"

'Danny has a magnetic personality...that's why he's always hanging on the refrigerator door.'

We're never going to lose weight if we don't get rid of the fridge light.

"I was just... uh... looking for the low-fat yogurt."

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

Diet Enforcer

"I'm afraid that walking to the refrigerator 5 or 6 times a day does not count as exercise."

"You came up in therapy this morning."

Global Warming.

"It's an alarm sensor. It barks like a dog when someone's at the door."

'When he opens the refrigerator door, the only thing in there that's safe is the little light bulb.'

"Well, the bad news is I can't find the mustard . . ."

'Oh, Fred does exercise. He takes frequent walks to the refrigerator.'