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'I want you to hack into our competitor's computer systems and steal their recipe for apple crisp.'

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"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

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"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

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"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

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"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

'I've heard of cooking the books... but how did you rotisserie them and why?'

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'Bugger it, we're out of beer!'

"Now, what? I'm wearing a hair net."

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

'Did you follow a recipe book for this dish?'

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'I've relaxed, put my feet up - Now, where's that good book you promised me?'

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

Compliments to the chef - "Thank you very much, but all I did was follow the directions in the cookbook."

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

"Well, if you haven't seen him, do you know a good recipe for puff pastry?"

"The manna tastes okay, but I'd feel better if I had a list of ingredients."

"Look what I found on sale! Measuring cups to use for all your recipes!"

'Working from home I've found the most hazardous machine to be the refrigerator.'

'Thanksgiving dinner will be ready some time in February.'

"If Labor Day is supposed to be a day off for workers to spend time with their families...I think Tia Carmen needs a day off from Labor Day."

'Danny has a magnetic personality...that's why he's always hanging on the refrigerator door.'

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