Raider Pillows

"He's all business during the week, but on weekends he displays a playful humor."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Thru versus Through Traffic

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

To do before Saturday...

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Tractor Racing

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'I need both hands for steering.'

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'

"This can't be good."

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

A Semicolon.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'