Recipe Raider T-Shirts

'I want you to hack into our competitor's computer systems and steal their recipe for apple crisp.'

LAY ZEE FUK

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

To do before Saturday...

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

In the DNA Kitchen

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

Blog Breakdown

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

'The recipe said to simmer uncovered!'

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

'Bugger it, we're out of beer!'

'Have you been using that Hairy Bikers cookbook again'

"Now, what? I'm wearing a hair net."

'I've heard of cooking the books... but how did you rotisserie them and why?'

Eve's Gourmet Apple Recipes (snake with apple in its mouth).

'Did you follow a recipe book for this dish?'

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

Pizza and Related Searches.

'I've relaxed, put my feet up - Now, where's that good book you promised me?'

Compliments to the chef - "Thank you very much, but all I did was follow the directions in the cookbook."

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

"Well, if you haven't seen him, do you know a good recipe for puff pastry?"

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

"The manna tastes okay, but I'd feel better if I had a list of ingredients."

'This week, the secret ingredient on Iron chef is . . . Iron. Good luck, suckas.'

'Working from home I've found the most hazardous machine to be the refrigerator.'

Mom & Dad Recipe Corner

'Thanksgiving dinner will be ready some time in February.'

"Look what I found on sale! Measuring cups to use for all your recipes!"

"If Labor Day is supposed to be a day off for workers to spend time with their families...I think Tia Carmen needs a day off from Labor Day."