Refrigerator Raider Prints

'I found Cheez Whiz back here!'

"Well, the bad news is I can't find the mustard . . ."

To do before Saturday...

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A chick hatches in an egg carton left in the refrigerator

'I hope you like it. I call it refrigerator cleanout casserole.'

'Bugger it, we're out of beer!'

'Danny has a magnetic personality...that's why he's always hanging on the refrigerator door.'

"Had it with your diet, dear?"

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

"This is one of her more important paintings from her early period."

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

"I'm going in."

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'

"My son has a magnetic personality. That's why he's always hanging on the refrigerator door."

'I need to do more exercising? Are you kidding?! I'm a kind of marathon runner! I run from the bed to the fridge, then to the table, back to the fridge and then to the TV, back again to the fridge and retour to the TV day by day!'

'This refrigerator isn't big enough for the both of us.'

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"What happened to my piece of cake?"

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

Noah's fridge

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

"Who put back an empty jar of formaldehyde?"

"I was just... uh... looking for the low-fat yogurt."

Diet Enforcer

"I'm afraid that walking to the refrigerator 5 or 6 times a day does not count as exercise."

'Working from home I've found the most hazardous machine to be the refrigerator.'

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"You came up in therapy this morning."

"What do you mean you're staying in with a good book?"

Global Warming.